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  2. izuzu:

    peachberrylove:

    aph-lovelies:

    commanderofdeath:

    Here. Have a cute ghost.

    Drag it. It’s transparent.

    jESUS CHRIST, MAN

    I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

    YESSSSS IT IS TIME.

    (Source: papa-erwin, via socially-awkward-duckling)

     

  3. kappa773:

    teamfreesexuality:

    proudlyinsane:

    timelord-and-fishcustard:

    There’s a difference between

    image

    image

    and

    image

    The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

    you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

    You should

    (via socially-awkward-duckling)

     
  4. onamelancholyhill:

    thorinobsessed:

    tuiteyfruityundead:

    toddystuck:

    elvenkingthrandy:

    thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

    mindtriggers:

    THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

    That’s prob about 12 hours

    extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

    LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
    Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
    Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
    Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

    The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

    let’s weed out the weak ones

    I will totally do this.

    (via edward-dildohands)

     

  5. raptortooth:

    mybine:

    lumos5001:

    amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

    sluttynuggets:

    aphtaiwan:

    johnhamishmorstan:

    I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

    what why would you use numbers

    so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

    image

    America makes no sense, as usual.

    bless the person that actually made the chart

    laughter from France

    image

    France what the fuck

    (Source: vexingholmes, via socially-awkward-duckling)

     

    1. 1. Post a picture of u?
    2. 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
    3. 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
    4. 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
    5. 5. Can you commit to one person?
    6. 6. How do you look right now?
    7. 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
    8. 8. How often do you listen to music?
    9. 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
    10. 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
    11. 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
    12. 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
    13. 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
    14. 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
    15. 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
    16. 16. Are you going out of town soon?
    17. 17. When was the last time you cried?
    18. 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
    19. 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
    20. 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
    21. 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
    22. 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
    23. 23. Are you nice to everyone?
    24. 24. What are you sitting on right now?
    25. 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
    26. 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
    27. 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
    28. 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
    29. 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
    30. 30. Does anyone hate you?
    31. 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
    32. 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
    33. 33. Are you a jealous person?
    34. 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
    35. 35. Did you have a dream last night?
    36. 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
    37. 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    38. 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
    39. 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    40. 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
    41. 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
    42. 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
    43. 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
    44. 44. What’s the best part about school?
    45. 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
    46. 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
    47. 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
    48. 48. Were you single over the last summer?
    49. 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
    50. 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
    51. SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.
     

  6. Anonymous said: Shouldn't a better way to say "white people" be "american white people" because as an european I am white and yet have my own culture and tradition so we are not like those white trash you got in the us

    scrapes:

    foie:

    whitegirlsaintshit:

    plikepterodactyl:

    whitegirlsaintshit:

    hahaha okay 

    image

    you’re right. the white trash is only in the US. gotcha.

    Cause Germany is all of Europe and nazis are only in Europe right gotcha

    those countries above, in order, are:

    Sweden

    Germany

    Finland

    Greece

    Ireland

    France

    Ukraine

    Thanks for contributing! Maybe next time you won’t do it with your head 1000 leagues deep in your asshole.

    I am so proud of you rn

    Europe is the ORIGIN of white bullshit how can you even make this argument

     
  7.  
  8. setbabiesonfire:

    impala-sonic-deductions:

    vivere-est-ars:

    every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

    And every man

    Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

    (Source: sizvideos, via the-ballad-without-a-muse)

     
  9. hnnhmcgrth:

    Ernest Hemingway, center, photographed for the Oak Park High School football team, November 1915

    (Source: johngarfields, via senjukannon)

     

  10. theunendingstories:

    brbjellyfishing:

    babe can i show you my d*ck 

    image

    image

    Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

    (via sasha-sexual)

     
  11. loveless-fallen-angel:

    agentrodgers:

    gunsavvybookworm:

    agentrodgers:

    almyro:

    agentrodgers:

    I bought a pair of high waisted shorts

    the black widow is learning to adapt to popular fashion trends

    do not start with me, tumblr user almyro

    And here we have the Black Widow adapting to her environment displaying signs of aggression

    "Yes, hello, Clint? It’s me. You told me to call you when I feel like murdering someone. Yes. Of course I’m trying my hardest to blend.”

    Is it bad to say that I love these posts.

    (via sasha-sexual)

     

  12. broken-gaydar:

    starrygraveyard:

    andr3wdost:

    nathanieljosephruess:

    herfunnyvideos:

    lockedinabirdcage:

    GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

    PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

    AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

    BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

    MIND OVER MATTER.

    PAPER OVER ROCK.

    You clever little shit.

    then what the fuck does scissors mean

    lesbians

    what

    image

    (via sasha-sexual)

     
  13. guidedogintraining:

    Look at this stunner!

    Axel is almost 5 months old (guh, you gonna be massive)

    (via handsomedogs)

     
  14. drugs-love-lust:

    bubblexscum:

    Actually crying.

    Good thing I’m a lesbian

    (Source: tldrwikipedia, via sasha-sexual)